coca-cola:

We can’t think of a better way to break the ice this summer than to #ShareaCoke.

But they aren’t sharing a Coke, they each have one!

"The information we post on Facebook provides a constantly updated pool of actionable information that has few rivals anywhere on earth. And being unhappy is like being a snowboarder, or single, or a new parent - it is commercially relevant information."

Wise words, however I’d like to know that my “new way” would ensure a better “pioneered” future. -_-

Wise words, however I’d like to know that my “new way” would ensure a better “pioneered” future. -_-

(via cannotmakesense)

butterflies-and-confetti:

the coldplay fandom at this point in time:

like i can’t

even

describe or

contain

my feels

(via gnatbug07)

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

(via squidwardismyspiritanimal)

Experts say the average Chinese third-grader is now, alarmingly, barely able to compete with a U.S. high school senior.

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

(via anorecticglutton)

arachnephiliac:

i have been planning on getting my shit together for like 5 years now 

(via anorecticglutton)

unjoke:

 ♛✰indie/gypsy/bambi✰♛